dookisevil

I am sitting here working between two keyboards, one is new and wireless...I have had less than two months. The other I have had for a while but had to retire. Both are logitech keyboards. Here is the problem. The old one was fantastic, but I spilled mountain dew on it back in January and well it's never really been the same and you need to work hard to push the keys...I take it they are sticky....

The second, I purchased as part of a package, thought it was a decent deal, well the wireless optical mouse seems to work just fine, that is until the batteries poop out ...no comments from the peanut gallery about batteries that is a blog for another day. While the keyboard's batteries finally pooped out this weekend, I opted to pull the batteries out of something else until I could make it to target for replacements. I put new batteries in on Monday nice batteries right? And dang if it has not pooped out again today...what is the deal..I look like my good friend chip when he's posting drunk...
Let me give you an example....the word sexy well with chip being drunk it comes out secsy.

so now i will attempt to type a sentence with the wireless keyboard...just for show...
okay switching,

ts bette work, see  am nt bking upad taa's missng vowels and cp wetters and whhhhhhhhht and substtdinting letters.


That sentence should have read: This better work, see I am not backing up and it's missing vowels and cap letters and what not and substituting letters. Wow!

I guess if I want to full y'all that I am drunk...then keep the keyboard, otherwise...I will be buzzing in some customer service reps ear tomorrow...