My Mother is here...sense the excitement in the tone of that statement? I do love her I really do, but after all, she's my Mother...
On to the topic at hand. Mom found out last summer that I had things in my bedside drawer other than a toenail clipper, books, lotion, the normal stuff. She was shocked, I think, or maybe she just acted that way. Anyhow, Mom has been single for quite some time, and there is not any sign of her having any male friends knocking on her door, as she's not interested any more...so I offered to pick her a little something up. I mean, seriously, how many daughter's are one this open with their Mom's, and two would offer such a thing....she declined my offer...and has never ever brought it up since.
Today, we were straightening things up downstairs, she came across this zipper bag...Is this yours? I replied, yep, has my adult toys in it...her jaw hit the floor! I had to tell her Mom, am just joking, they are upstairs in my bedside drawer...
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...
Posted on: April 18, 2008 8:57 pm
Edited on: April 18, 2008 9:01 pm
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Posted on: April 18, 2008 9:02 pm
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...Actually no, they are not in my bedside drawer..I left them out...oops |
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Posted on: April 18, 2008 9:32 pm
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...lol great story .had something close to that but was with my kids |
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Posted on: April 18, 2008 9:38 pm
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...oh do share! any bedside drawer story is welcome...that is where the fun begins! |
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Posted on: April 18, 2008 9:52 pm
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...I have been convalescing at home with the help of my friends and family. I have been sleeping alot. The other day I wake up and my mom is sitting on the edge of the bed reading my copy of the "Keep It Simple Kama Sutra" illustrated edition. She found in the nightstand. She didn't know I was awake and well, she ah ..... read alot of pages and looked at bunch of pictures. I think my Dad was in for a treat when she got home. |
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Posted on: April 18, 2008 10:54 pm
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...AV that is too funny |
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Posted on: April 19, 2008 4:54 am
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...very funny stories Dookisevil and AV |
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Posted on: April 19, 2008 9:03 am
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...Since men cannot satisfy my needs I do have to indulge in the industrial side of mechanical sexual gratification when my girl and boyfriend are out of town. When she and I are alone we laugh - who needs him?! I have to go now ...... |
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Posted on: April 19, 2008 5:56 pm
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...Since men cannot satisfy my needs I do have to indulge in the industrial side of mechanical sexual gratification when my girl and boyfriend are out of town. When she and I are alone we laugh - who needs him?! I have to go now ...... That's really not the issue, |
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Posted on: April 20, 2008 7:01 am
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...moms and sex - not a good combo. my mother was my best friend. but some things are to be unknown. my dad must have had the biggest skin mag collection around. i was a horn dog at a very early age. both parents worked so when summer vacation was around, i had a lot of free time. you should have seen her face when she found a mag in my bed. "but it's dad's!!" "what's it doing in YOUR bed?!?" no answer for that one. then there was this one time she came home early when my girlfriend was there. girlfriend hauled arse to my room (we were in the living room), but i didn't quite make it as my clothes were all over the place. more shame (i was 15 at the time). and then, there was one time same girlfriend was at my house. it was my birthday and she was going to make it special. mom came home for lunch and brought me a surprise. i think she knew what was up, so she went to her room and left us in the living room. she was cool. anyway we weren't talking now the shoe is on the other foot. i know it's a long time from now, but i do not want my son to be like me. his mom feels the same way, but i think we both know he'll be like us. he's too freaking beautiful and i know the phone will be ringing when he hits twelve. |
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Posted on: April 20, 2008 7:40 pm
Bedside Drawer - Revisited...Last Thanksgiving, my wife's whole family was at my sister-in-law's place for the weekend. There were six dogs there tearing around and wrestling. Well everyone was sitting around relaxing and one of my puggless comes running into the room with something in his mouth and the other dogs all chasing him. My mother-in-law stopped the dogs to see what he had and it was one of my sister-in-law's favorite toys! Needless to say mom was a little embarassed, but I thought it was hilarious. |
so the next thing we hear is "I want to hear some noise you two!!!" i wound up getting my present later.