dookisevil

I am sitting here, waiting for the final moments of the season to unfold, before the madness ensues this evening with the announcement of the brackets. Who's bubble will be burst, who will be let in. My confusion is among the total amount of bracket challenges that I am in, as I have lost count. Here's my question, in the past, I have done maybe one or two, and tweaked them, maybe having UNC being the winner in one, just out of fanhood, sometimes I have had UNC the winner in both, because as a basketballologist, that is what I feel. I am in SOOO many this year, I don't know how to tweak them! I may even do just one based on complete and sheer upsets...like VCU over dook last year. That should be fun.

So, when filling your brackets out, what is your method to approaching March Madness. Do you choose the underdog, and hope that Cinderella finds that glass slipper and carries you? Do you stick with the seedings? Which seeding match ups do you think are more volatile, and are more at risk for an upset?

dook wants to know...do tell! I know you want to visit the bedside drawer again, but we must curb that for now, IT'S TIME FOR MARCH MADNESS MY FRIENDS!

Some know and some do not, so I am coming clean. As my girl gezemice has already said on another blog, that this should be discussed on my blog and not someone else's and well I totally agree, as would anyone else on the ENTIRE CBB board.  We are talking the contents of your bedside drawer. Not the toenail clippers and the book and other boring YAWN things that everyone knows is there, no, no, no! The other afternoon, I awoke to hear an odd noise, it was filtered through something, I thought my alarm clock was buzzing at me, and it took me awhile to figure out what it was. I opened my bedside drawer to find one of my toys buzzing at me, on it's on, it was like it was summoning me for an afternoon delight.

dook wants to know really what resides in your bedside drawer. I have some rather nice things in my bedside drawer, multiple colors, speeds, a movie and oh yeah, LOTS of batteries, good batteries, not the cheap rayovac kind you get at the dollar store...they do not do you any justice.

So, buzz on in and tell me what resides in your drawer or in a special place in your room. Ladies, does your spouse know you have them, or do you prefer some alone time?

Tell dook, what is all the buzz about?

Okay, my avatar bet saga continues. When Carolina hosted dook in the earlier half of the season, I lost my avatar for a week to tribe. He selected a pic of rat king cutting a net down, which I affectionately referred to him swinging a tutu around.

With Carolina ruining yet another Senior night at Cameron, I won the second part of the avatar bet with tribe. So, I selected the following avatar...
dook is evil she chooses avatar's that are just cruel if you bet her in an avatar challenge

man I am evil...but this is rather funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tore into my Girl Scout cookies that are now called Caramel delites, formerly samoas...

much to my dismay they have used milk chocolate instead of the dark chocolate they have used for as many years as I can remember.

How dare they mess with my girl scout cookies!!!

I hate to think what they have done with my thin mints, if they are milk chocolate, I want my money back.

Okay, I am drawing the line between male and female yet again on the board. Ladies, please unite with me yet again. I remember the first time I did my at the time live-in boyfriend's laundry in college...later he became my husband, and I picked up his tightie whities and went to put them in the wash. But I was unpleasantly surprised with well what I now know to be skid marks. Let me tell you, I was absolutely horrified and grossed out at the fact that:

1. my guy had such nastiness in his underwear
2. such nastiness did not even bother him
3. my hands were handling this
4. it was going NEAR my laundry??

I immediately picked up the phone and rang Mom. Said oh my God, Mom! You won't believe what he has in his underwear!!! It's disgusting!!!!! 

To which, she replied, your step father has the same thing, just throw it in the wash and wash your hands.

But Mom, doesn't this you know irritate them you know, EWWW!

Obviously not sweetie, they are men, what do you expect?

On that, I hung up the phone and grabbed a pencil and grabbed his underwear that were so nastily stained with the pencil, and tossed it in the wash. When I next saw him, I asked, doesn't that bother you? Don't you know how to wipe your a$$ completely?

The reply I got was, honestly, why is it such a big deal, I don't feel anything out of the ordinary....or something like that...

So I consulted with other women, and found that there was actually a term for this, SKID MARKS!!!!!!!!

I can't stand to have any residue (this is for you stick) after a shart like or a shart episode in that area, and take every measure possible to ensure that is not the case...

Okay, probably grossed you out ladies and guys are going  WHATEVER!...