Sigh, we are a minority here, we know this, and we are fine. But MomLuvsFootball is right, the world is unjust and unfair, I want a buff swimsuit edition for the ladies to get in February!

Let us get so excited about something to come in the mail. For sure the men's underwear section in the JCPenney Catalog, gets us going, NOT. You men have the Vicki's Secret catalog and SI's swimsuit edition...\

So, I hereby announce that I am taking submissions for my publication of dook's hot sports dudes, publication date has not been set.

So show us your sweaty six packs, and curl those bi-ceps.

We are waiting....

Submit

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And Mom, I have changed my avatar just for you....and me, and gezemice and all the other ladies of CBS Sportsline...for your viewing pleasure...

Just because I live in the great state of North Carolina, why does that qualify that I have to be a fan of NASCAR? I am aware of all the players, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (little E), Kyle Busch, Greg Biffle, Jimmy Stewart, and of course the Rainbow Warrior Jeff Gordon, I know of the others, I know of the teams Dale Earnhardt, Inc, Hendrick Motorsports, et al... why does one assume that I enjoy NASCAR?

Heck just cause I live in North Carolina give me a good old pack of cigarettes and moonshine, park me in my Winnebago or as I like to call it a land yacht in the in field of the race track...let me watch der race okay? Oh don't forget my cha!

Frankly, I have nothing against the sport, it has the biggest and most loyal fanbase (meaning, studies have proven that the fans of NASCAR buy products that are endorsed to their racer) and that is pretty dang awesome. And if you have to ask, do I have a favorite racer, I like Dale Jr, I can't stand Jeff Gordon, he whines to darn much. But I like the M&M car...makes me want to eat 'em.

Something just got me thinking. UNC fans may know about this, it is absolutely hilarious. Years ago, my Granny, even though an NC State fan, was always providing me with the coolest Carolina stuff. In the 80's when albums were cool, she gave me a commemorative UNC album with the Struttin' Ram on it, I believe it was called Carolina Fever? Well this was on it....

Andy Griffith - What it was Was Football

http://www.carolinafan.com/ar/02/020926_what_it_was.html

The big orange drink just cracks me up!

I received an authentic Philadelphia Eagles 75th Anniversary Jersey as a gift.

I have been saying that I wanted a #36 Brian Westbrook jersey, as my #5 Donovan McNabb jersey is cursed or tainted.

All season long when the Eagles hoovered badly, it was suggested to me that they sport the throw back jersey they wore when they played the Detroit Lions, as they won quite convincingly that Sunday. The joke got to the point that the jerseys the Eagles were sporting looked like throw up jersey. I concurred with this opinion, and we simply started referring to them as the throw up jersey. I also said that it looked as if they took the UCLA Bruins and put them in a chipper and spread them all over the field.

So, now I have received an authentic throw up jersey, with Westbrook on the back. Yes the person who has given me this jersey is just as twisted as I am, and it's rather effing hilarious if you ask me. Well I wore the jersey yesterday. I went out to get my mail, and my neighbor was outside as well, he looked at me (mind you he and I are friends, he knows the team's I pull for). He shot me an interesting look, and then I walked past him, he laughed and said OH I WAS WONDERING WHAT YOU WERE WEARING! WESTBROOK HUH? To which I replied, I look like an effing Easter Egg don't I? He just grinned, ear to ear...shaking his head.

I will wear my throw up jersey and laugh my arse up, I will refer to myself as the Easter Egg girl, heck may even wear it on Easter Sunday. I am sure I will get a lot of odd looks and comments. It does not look so bad one on one, but on a field of throw up jerseys YUCK!

But my twisted friend, just remember, PAY BACKS are H3LL, and I will get you back!

***Oh and on a footnote, I had worked that Sunday, and the first highlight I saw was the Redskins in their throw up jerseys, and I laughed my arse up, that is until I saw my Eagles...then I really hung my head down...yellow and blue together what kind of color is this for a sports team, and I know this is bound to tick off someone...and I know who it is...as I have already had this discussion with them...

I really wanted to vent that for some reason. Just if you have not clued into the fact that the

ENTIRE

fan world of college basketball absolutely can not stand him. He really does not contribute anything to the commentary of the game, except taking up valuable space at a game.

In case you did not catch that, let me say it again...

HEY CBS, BILLY PACKER IS AN IDIOT...

Okay, I am finished now.