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A Pinch or a Kiss

Posted on: March 17, 2008 12:51 am

Score: 96

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Are you going to don yourself in green? Or be anti cloverish and want to be pinched?

I think there are some benefits to getting kissed or pinched?

I have always wondered since I have green eyes, am I forever exempt from wearing green clothing on St. Patrick's Day?

If you wear green undergarments only does that count?

Is a green flower enough?

If I digest green eggs and ham on St. Patrick's Day, does that count as well?

Someone pinch me and warp me back into reality!

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dookisevil Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 26, 2007	Posted on: March 17, 2008 1:03 am Score: 97 A Pinch or a Kiss Hmm I just realized I do not have anything green in my bedside drawer...this needs remedying! [ Reply to Comment ]
One4Favre Reputation: 93 Level: All-Star Since: Mar 6, 2007	Posted on: March 17, 2008 2:50 am Score: 86 A Pinch or a Kiss Duke- Happy St. Pats to you as well. 1. I'll be wearing a Packers hat today. The 2 birds with 1 stone thing. 2. Is this a statement or a question? 3. You are forever exempt from wearing ANY clothing on St. Pats Day! 4. OK, but just undergarments ONLY. (This would be the only rule that would supersede #3) 5. How green is your "flower"? 6. What you ingest today, ... I'm not going there.( fecal download-wise ) PINCH!! HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY EVERYONE!!! [ Reply to Comment ]
momluvsfootball Reputation: 98 Level: Superstar Since: Sep 9, 2006	Posted on: March 17, 2008 6:24 am Score: 95 A Pinch or a Kiss I'm actually wearing green today...not because it's St. Patricks day, but because it's the only outfit that I don't have to iron. Normally when someone is ready to pinch me because I rarely wear green on St. Patricks Day (since I'm not Irish), I tell them I'm wearing green underwear and stipulate it's the color of the fabric and not because it's not clean. They've learned, after a few times of me threatening to break their hands if they touched me, that they'll just have to take my word on it. [ Reply to Comment ]
dookisevil Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 26, 2007	Posted on: March 17, 2008 8:27 am Score: 95 A Pinch or a Kiss Mom you are just tough as nails! hmm green undies that aren't meant to be...hubby should take you shopping! lol I do however like the I am wearing green today because it's the only outfit that I do not have to iron... I think I will don my Eagles McScabb jersey, and carry a can of Mountain Dew all day, I think that will cover it. [ Reply to Comment ]
dookisevil Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 26, 2007	Posted on: March 17, 2008 8:30 am Score: 95 A Pinch or a Kiss O4F, thanks for answering all my questions...here are two more, If you drink Irish whiskey all day but aren't wearing green are you exempt? If you go to the corner bar and drink green beers all day but aren't wearing green, are you exempt? As you can see, I have put a lot of thought into this. My small fry is wearing a shirt today with a green ogre named shrek on it, funny thing, I did not tell him to wear green today...He's so smart! [ Reply to Comment ]
Jellydonut Reputation: 98 Level: Superstar Since: Oct 19, 2007	Posted on: March 17, 2008 8:53 am Score: 90 A Pinch or a Kiss If you wear green undergarments only does that count? Only if you're willing to prove it if asked. lol I have always wondered since I have green eyes, am I forever exempt from wearing green clothing on St. Patrick's Day?Mine are hazel. Does that count? I think there are some benefits to getting kissed or pinched?It would depend on where I'm getting kissed or pinched, but generally I prefer a nice kiss to a pinch anyday! lol [ Reply to Comment ]
cubansajoke Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Feb 18, 2008	Posted on: March 17, 2008 10:10 am Score: 53 A Pinch or a Kiss Where do they kiss people for not wearing green? Ive never heard of that. I dont wear green on purpose cuz i like the attention.(except from Jonathon in accounting) [ Reply to Comment ]
momluvsfootball Reputation: 98 Level: Superstar Since: Sep 9, 2006	Posted on: March 17, 2008 10:13 am Score: 96 A Pinch or a Kiss No Dook, the underwear is meant to be green, they didn't get green for other reasons...lol. [ Reply to Comment ]
Alexa Reputation: 95 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 31, 2008	Posted on: March 17, 2008 11:13 am Score: 74 A Pinch or a Kiss If you wear green undergarments only does that count?I hope this counts because I don't own any clothes that are green, so I went this route [ Reply to Comment ]
dookisevil Reputation: 99 Level: Superstar Since: Jan 26, 2007	Posted on: March 17, 2008 12:41 pm Score: 95 A Pinch or a Kiss No Dook, the underwear is meant to be green, they didn't get green for other reasons...lol. Oh shew, I was getting concerned mom! [ Reply to Comment ]