...apparently the ENTIRE College Basketball Board here at CBS is planning on taking one of their golden sick days tomorrow, well except for me. This just blows! The first weekend of March Madness is my absolute favorite time of the year, and I am going to be in the studio all day Thursday, Friday and Saturday.
So to assist you all with your illnesses, let's make the as believable as possible, shall we?
Most believable, I think would be explosive diarehea. (somewhere out there stick is having a shart...skidmarks perhaps?) I guarantee you, that your boss, nor co-workers will not want your arse in their general vicinity.
So what are some other excuses...
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..
Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:40 pm
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Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:43 pm
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..I have this bad itch and a rash, doctor said it will take about 48 hours for the contagious factor to pass. |
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Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:45 pm
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..My dog ate my ID card badge swipey thingy. |
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Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:47 pm
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..I have a gigantic enormous wart on my mousing finger. I won't be able to get the TBS reports in... |
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Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:48 pm
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..that should have read TPS report....dang printer, I shall beat it up with a bat. |
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Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:48 pm
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..That is just too nasty to coment on. Your toy getting stuck would of been better... Hahaha... Having to go and get your emergency Valtex might have clintched the title. As soon as my wife was born she was Duke baby. |
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Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:51 pm
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..That is just too nasty to coment on. Your toy getting stuck would of been better... Hahaha...There you go, I can not properly input the figures, I have this odd buzzing going on...and well, Sir, MMMMMM I just won't be able to MMMMMMM make it in today. ROFL |
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Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:54 pm
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..dook are you talking to yourself again??? I like the line of questioning... |
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Posted on: March 19, 2008 11:55 pm
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..Having to go and get your emergency Valtex might have clintched the titlePlus the website says the ten dollar coupon for the prescription is only good through today! Sir if we just had better coverage... |
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Posted on: March 20, 2008 12:00 am
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..dook are you talking to yourself again??? I like the line of questioning...LOL, well if you continue the call in with your boss, and it's just not believable, then you can get all religious on them...I swear this buzzing is going on....MMMMMMMMM |
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Posted on: March 20, 2008 12:06 am
This just in...outbreak of explosive diahreahea..y'all hooverMy wife might get jealous. SHHHH!!!!! She has no idea what is going on tomorrow.... I sent you a PM check it out. You will like it... |
